Welcome to the Puns for Prophets, where the punchlines are always prophetic! Our puns are so sharp, they'll make you see the future in a whole new light.
We've got puns for every occasion, from 'tongue' in cheek to 'egg-cellent' adventures.
But be warned, our puns are so potent, they'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly even levitate (it's a real thing, Google it).
Take our 101 course on Puns for Prophets to learn the art of pun-making like a pro.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Puns for the Pun-isher course, but be warned, it's not for the faint of heart (or stomach).